The answer was no. And I'm flat out stupefied.
-We have the money.
-Liam is "obese".
But they want him older & bigger (yet they can't quantify bigger).
I told them they should probably tell parents in advance that they won't do children under five (unless they look like a sumo wrestler) so we don't get our hopes up and raise the money only to be told we need to wait some more.
And I should probably go listen to my pastor's sermon on when God opens the door but won't allow you to walk through it. Because none of this makes any sense to me right now and I'm especially irritated at this all.